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virare:

the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke

40 minutes ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 81,896 notes

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

41 minutes ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 265,533 notes
icarly-official:

my anaconda dont

icarly-official:

my anaconda dont

42 minutes ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 72,358 notes

andcanyoukneelbeforetheking:

why do i keep laughing at the thought of female!spiderman…(spidergirl? spiderwoman?) getting caught without her mask on and the dude who catches her just goes on a rant about ‘fake geek girls’ and how ‘that costume isn’t even accurate oh my god’ and ‘comic-con was last week’

and her secret identity is saved because some dudebro in a batman t-shirt thinks he’s hot shit 

43 minutes ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 116,975 notes

modestdemidov:

why do you care if people have tattoos and piercings or if people don’t wanna shave their legs or who people wanna fuck with

literally why do you care what someone else does with their own body if they’re not hurting anyone

it doesn’t affect you and there are a lot better things for you to actually give a fuck about

y’all got to work on your fucks budget, spend your fucks more wisely

ration all y’alls fucks

43 minutes ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 88,246 notes

sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

44 minutes ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 129,253 notes

a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

52 minutes ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 543,697 notes

Reblog If You Haver Ever Used One of These Or Just Know What It Is

ashashi-corner:

ginathethundergoddess:

yugichrist:

xeppeli:

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

reblogthings:

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It’s scares me that only 16,000 people know what this is

wtf is this some kind of choclat bar

This object has killed over 400,000 people

oh my god. 

Guys.

We’re old.

WE’RE THE OLD ONES NOW

*PANICS*

53 minutes ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 115,875 notes

officialfrenchtoast:

devothegod:

frodothedodo:

The greatest moment in the history of film

you can almost hear it

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54 minutes ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 607,141 notes
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
55 minutes ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 712,367 notes
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