If everyone stops sinning like drugs, stops being gay, stops reading satanistic fiction like twilight and harry potter and picks up a bible instead then the 2012 apocalypse won’t happen! Praise Jesus!

potterheadsahoy:

Maybe if you shut the fuck up the apocalypse won’t happen?

The apocalypse won’t happen anyway. Even if it does, we will get help. Butif I do decide to go ahead with my plan, I’ll let you know. I’ll be sure to ask about it.

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